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lokis-army-at-221b: ka-kawgoodsir: pekoryuu: HOLY FUCKING SHIT TWINKIES ARE BACK W HAT I swear to god they only did this for profit. Twinkies died and came back faster than Sherlock did “Even _____ Came Back Before Sherlock!” Week:
workneverover: girlsrule-subsdrool:God, I just want to fuck the shit out of somebody* right now until they’re dazed and grateful. *No, um, pun intended, when it comes to anal sex…. it’s just a turn of phrase, I swear. I love his face in the second
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
officialdickcheney: I swear to god they better not put the Hercules world in KH3 I am so fucking tired of busting barrels for danny devito
I really fucking hate how doctors are so hit and miss, they either reassure and respect you or make you feel like the stupidest person on the planet for having any concerns about your own body. I have had major problems with my head, it’s got a strange
lucas-rio: canadiannutellaboiii: joyseeker56: quinzelade: mx-bones: mx-bones: they look like they’re about to tango with each other that fucking deathclaw on the right pulling the meme face i swear to god What. I FOUND IT FINALLY This. Is
dumbest thing I’ve seen today is someone saying “they are making so many news stories about how ivermectin is poisonous and causing deaths in people using it that it must be effective” like what the fuck kind of moron… I swear to god
I swear to god you motherfuckers are trying to kill me.
charlie-bradcherry:I swear to god if Crowley gets killed off I will prepare an axe and go on a journey to find these writers and cut off their hands so they may never write again in their fucking lives.
lookingforablueboxwith221bees: lizthefangirl: holy-super-who-lock: whovian-assbutt: I’m crying, this is hilarious i swear to fucking god if this is how they are doing how sherlock survived, by some guy doing the fall for him and people dragging
antliongrub: stop kinkshaming people you fucks i swear to god there is literally nothing cute or forward thinking about telling folks what they can and can not find attractive in fiction and you’re really disgusting if you think that’s the case
shadesofsky: sparkafterdark: better-than-kanye-bitchh: of all the places I was raised by women, they put god damn everything in there I swear that’s their own fucking super power so this is the most well written and accurate representation of a
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
maddieandyou: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUS CRYING THEY’RE NOT BEADS OF SWEAT, AND IF YOU LOOK AT HIS EYES YOU SEE THE TEARS HES FUCKING CRYING I JUST I CANT MY FUCKING BABIES CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACE I SWEAR TO GOD THEY ARE BREAKING MY HEART
holy-super-who-lock: whovian-assbutt: I’m crying, this is hilarious i swear to fucking god if this is how they are doing how sherlock survived, by some guy doing the fall for him and people dragging him away and then sherlock just flopping down in
lahmps: i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your
shelbyroseholmes: smartass-sherlock: HE FUCKING DID THE THING GUYS not my gifs THE WRITERS LITERALLY GOT ALL OF THEIR SCRIPT FROM TUMBLR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
hallelujah-youngandloaded: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: swiggityswagyousuck: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: seriously do i need to put a step by step guide on how to close my fucking door i SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD build him then we’ll talk
amosanguis:damnthemisery: *gentle gasp* “dis booty” this fucking website i swear to god
yzma: i swear to fucking GOD
avengersandcats: everyholmesneedshiswatson: lokis-army-at-221b: ka-kawgoodsir: pekoryuu: HOLY FUCKING SHIT TWINKIES ARE BACK W HAT I swear to god they only did this for profit. Twinkies died and came back faster than Sherlock did oh ok so we
whogivesaschmuck: tescosfinest: mygarrison: tescosfinest: AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I heaven Those exist in America, and yes they
other-bronte: submissivefeminist: love-and-bdsm: I swear to god, “straight” men are so boggled by the notion of their assholes being sexual. THEY REALLY FUCKING ARE. And yet when it comes to women’s assholes they mysteriously discover all
dingoinnuendo: “FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”
slimetony: slimetony: There were five leftover garlic knots from Manatees in the fridge an hour ago and I swear to god if someone ate them I’m moving out Ooooh my god oh my fucking GOD oooh my god they fucking the garlic knot ohhhh my fucking god of
ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to
jeremy-ruiner: holy-super-who-lock: whovian-assbutt: I’m crying, this is hilarious i swear to fucking god if this is how they are doing how sherlock survived, by some guy doing the fall for him and people dragging him away and then sherlock just
ratchetfagswag: tequilafemina: These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs I swear to god they must all be in the same family or something
malikdick: IF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SAY ‘THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT US’ IS ABOUT FUCKING LARRY I AM GOING TO KICK YOU SO FUCKING HARD I SWEAR TO GOD
FUCK gilmore girlshow could they do this to mei swear to FUCKING god if this show does not come back again i will SHITON EVERYTHING
Cartoons and Vodka
ghideonvalorian: Day 2, Tranquil (I wish I was while writing, fucking numbers I swear to god, they’ll lead us to nothing but our demise). “Still as nature demands”
camdamage: Guys I swear to the fucking god I don’t believe in - please stop writing asking who “they” are or why I’m so sad. Use common sense. Cuttlefish and I are still happily together. Which means some OTHER relationship aspect of life has